So the best solution to a technical problem is to toss your cookies?
I've found barfing on my users is an excellent way of getting them to refrain from asking stupid questions.
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In real life, I'm a computer tech.
I've had more than one (l)user try to prevent me from going to the restroom. I generally say something like, "I need to go potty. I don't need your help, but if you don't move, I will be tinkling on your shoes."
I've also had users follow me into the restroom to ask me questions. This is at least as annoying, if not more so.
About four years ago, I had double pneumonia, which resulted in seven broken ribs, a partially collapsed lung, an ulcer and other peripheral medical problems. On my FIRST DAY back at work, I was confronted by a $luser who asked me why I didn't complete a task for her, even after she called several times -- and she was very ... persistent about it, following me all over a building where I was working on a task that my boss told me I had to do. I put down my sippy cup. Blew my nose into a tissue and said, "First, I've been fairly sick, so I haven't been in the office. Second, did you bother calling in a ticket?" The answer was, of course, "no".
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