Fire sale on eBay

[SOTSDO]

Iffen you are really Jonesing for an alto clarinet, now is the time to visit eBay, where alto clarinets in every brand and flavor are available. Don't say I didn't tell you...

[Helen]

Maybe I could get a friend for my my Kohlert alto clarinet that I don't play... Oops... Did I actually admit to having one? :oops: ;-)

[jbtsax]

I'm hoping to win one in a contest. Second prize would be two alto clarinets. :)

[Gandalfe]

Yeah and then there was the time when I was on my way to Snohomish for a gig and we stopped for a bite to eat. Just as the burgers came I remembered I'd left my alto clarinet in my unlocked car. So I hustled over to the car and it was too late...




Someone had put another alto clarinet in my car. <sigh> ;)

[jbtsax]

I've been told that if you put an alto clarinet case in the back window of your car, you can park in handicapped stalls.

[SteveSklar]

now guys .. you are going to upset Terry's blind devotion to the alto clarinet and its predicted upcoming dominance over all woodwinds.

[pete]

Well, there is the possibility that an "alto clarinet" on eBay really isn't. Could be a basset horn that someone incorrectly labeled.

Personally, while I accept the fact that the alto clarinet has extremely limited utility, I'd rather someone play alto clarinet than give up playing altogether.

[tictactux]

Well, there is the possibility that an "alto clarinet" on eBay really isn't. Could be a basset horn that someone incorrectly labeled.

Personally, while I accept the fact that the alto clarinet has extremely limited utility, I'd rather someone play alto clarinet than give up playing altogether.
I bid for an alto, and all I got was an eefer! And a two-part-bodied wooden German Eefer for good measure!

[Groovekiller]

Arg.