The drama goes on (to rehijack my thread):
Last night we rehearsed a Dixieland medley arrangement in which the Dixie front line plays a half chorus of each tune with drums and tuba as accompaniment, and then the concert band plays the second half.
My pal, the clarinet player, is a very experienced swing sax player and show woodwinds doubler. He's been around a long time and played with virtually everybody. He plays the clarinet in the dixie front line.
As you might expect, the typical concert band low brass and percussion sections are swing-challenged, and they weren't holding up their end of the piece very well.
The clarinet player very vocally voiced his disapproval of how they were playing and asked that they try to get it right. He was having trouble playing his part against their rhythm, it seems. After another try, he get on their case again.
The tuba player didn't much like being told how to play tuba by a clarinet player, so after some well-chosen words, he did a YAGE.
The clarinet player, realizing what he'd done, was most apologetic, but the tuba player wasn't having any.
His wife is in the trombone section and she had to leave, too. He was already in the parking lot by the time she was packed up. On her way out, she told us, "Don't worry, this happens a lot."
The clarinet player was quiet the rest of the evening. He felt very bad about what happened.
This is better than watching Dr. Phil.