Let it be known, that on this day, the fourteenth of February, Two Thousand and Eleven, I hereby declare that I will refuse to give way to the splitting of thine reed books
This is the third or fourth time I've been stuck playing a split book. I was told they were getting a "clarinet" player from the university to save me from having to practice. Apparently some of the "licks" *which had chord changes for improv above the notes for solos* were deemed to hard for me to sight read so they got a clarinet only dude to play them. Well guess effing what, this dude can't read the bloody key signatures, has no clue what the hell a vamp is, and doesn't know how to follow the piano player. He is sitting close enough to turn her pages and read her music, and I'm on the other side of an upright piano that is on a 2 foot riser. I can see her eyebrows and up and have yet to miss an entrance and this dude can't find one...
GAH!
I know there are people that can play circles around me, I acknowledge this. That's fine, and we need you. Don't come in and play a pit if you have never played anything without a conductor cueing you and haven't had key changes that go from 5 #'s to 6 b's instantly. Not for you skippy
rant over
This is the third or fourth time I've been stuck playing a split book. I was told they were getting a "clarinet" player from the university to save me from having to practice. Apparently some of the "licks" *which had chord changes for improv above the notes for solos* were deemed to hard for me to sight read so they got a clarinet only dude to play them. Well guess effing what, this dude can't read the bloody key signatures, has no clue what the hell a vamp is, and doesn't know how to follow the piano player. He is sitting close enough to turn her pages and read her music, and I'm on the other side of an upright piano that is on a 2 foot riser. I can see her eyebrows and up and have yet to miss an entrance and this dude can't find one...
GAH!
I know there are people that can play circles around me, I acknowledge this. That's fine, and we need you. Don't come in and play a pit if you have never played anything without a conductor cueing you and haven't had key changes that go from 5 #'s to 6 b's instantly. Not for you skippy
rant over