Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music.

[Gandalfe]

Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music:

"Oh goodie, we have two oboes.

From a guitarist – “You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long…”

“welcome to heaven, here’s your clarinet...”

"Watch the director."

“Is that the banjo player’s Porsche?”

“Hey- I know I’m a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?”

“That’s my pager,” says the trombone player.

"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"

From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
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And coming in at number one:

“Hey, we really need an accordion player”
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[saxphil]

Club owner:
"Wow! We did great tonight,
I'm gonna give you guys a couple of hundred extra!"

 

[tictactux]

"Sorry, we already have enough volunteers for the 3rd Eb horn part."

 

[pete]

Your Accountant: "Well, you have $1 million in your retirement account from your long career as a high school band director."