Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music:
"Oh goodie, we have two oboes.
From a guitarist You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long
welcome to heaven, heres your clarinet...
"Watch the director."
Is that the banjo players Porsche?
Hey- I know Im a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?
Thats my pager, says the trombone player.
"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"
From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
And coming in at number one:From a guitarist You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long
welcome to heaven, heres your clarinet...
"Watch the director."
Is that the banjo players Porsche?
Hey- I know Im a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?
Thats my pager, says the trombone player.
"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"
From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
Hey, we really need an accordion player