...but not as inventive as the first clarinet player to show up in this production. She seems to be playing a low G or F with the middle finger of her left hand lifted from the tone hole at all times.
Marching band is one of the greatest crimes inflicted on society by the high school system. Down here, they start practicing in July - the hottest time of the year - and stories of students dropping over from heat exhaustion are a regular story in the nightly news.
(As one of the public faces of OSHA in the Houston area, I once had to tell an irate mother that our agency had zero enforcement ability as far as high school employees (state and local governmental employees are not covered by the Federal OSHA program) or students (students are not "employees" within the meaning of the Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970). It's hard to keep your cool when you have a shrieking woman calling you a murderer (which, even in the broadest sense, I was not - murder is a legal concept only pronounced by a court of law.))
And, even after all of that practice, most of it stupid than anything I inflicted as a drill sergeant in the 1970's US Army, the bands still sound like a dog's lunch warmed over.
One of the best memories that I carry of high school music is the lack of any marching band experience. Our young district's musical director, a relatively young Bob Tobler at that point in his life, was unwavering in his opposition to marching bands, and he held enough pull with the school board to prevail every time the question came up.
(The reason for his aversion to marching band I learned when I was in college and we met at lunch at a deli. While in the US Army and stationed in Korea, he was an air defense artilleryman, assigned to a Skysweeper battery. This was an anti-aircraft weapons "system", consisting of a 75 mm gun married to an on-mount autoloader and radar direction system. Complicated as hell, with electronics based on vacuum tubes in the days before solid-state stuff, the guns were never quite got to work. As a result, his unit spent less time on the gun mounts, time that the battery commander filled by having his men do close order drill.)
Anyway, we still played at all of the football games - bitter cold, snow or rain notwithstanding. (I also played bass drum in the all-volunteer basketball pep band.) But, we never had to march step one.
And, musically we were a better organization at district and state contests as a result.